10. Yoga
The benefits of yoga are two-fold. One, you seem sensitive and in touch with your spiritual side. Two, doing yoga regularly creates a toned, flexible body. Meaning, the girl next to you in yoga class has a toned, flexible body. Done.

9. Cheerleading
You're one of only two or three other guys, constantly surrounded by twenty attractive, energetic women in skirts. There isn't anybody on earth who could screw up with those odds.

8. Fu Jow Pai
Martial arts technique modeled after the attack moves of a tiger. Ladies love tigers. And, they'll love you when they watch you rip, claw and tear at the dude next to you at the bar.

7. Camping
Not and obvious choice, but what other activity is based solely upon being alone in the dark with lots of alcohol? There is potential for backlash from some types of women, but the positives far outweigh the negatives.

6. Cycling
Women love Lance Armstrong.

5. Rugby
Who plays rugby? Guys with accents - British accents. And there's nothing that American chicks like more than British accents. Play enough rubgy and something is bound to wear off.

4. Flip Cup
At every party there's the guy at the end of the line. You know this guy. No matter how far behind your team is, he'll reach back, grab greatness, and win it for you. That guy is worshipped by every drunken chick in the room. Especially by the cute girl at the front of the line who almost blew it for the entire team, because she's used to getting trashed off three sips of Cosmo (because that's what Carrie drinks!), and tonight wants to get back at her boyfriend because he just fucked the hot chick that works the counter at Jamba Juice. That guy at the end of the line could be you!

3. Archery
Included for the sole fact that by learning archery you can start to siphon off some of the ass that Orlando Bloom has been getting since Lord of the Rings.

2. Snowboarding
Shaun White is one of the ugliest people on earth. He looks like the love child of post-Purple, pre-Tiny Music, Scott Weiland, and the skinny, pre-Barry Bonds, Carrot Top. But Shaun White has to beat the girls away, all because he can snowboard.

1. Salsa Dancing
Sweaty embracing. Unrestrained hip shaking. Tense, interlocked limbs. All good things. Might have to swallow your pride for the first few lesson, but once you've learned, there's no looking back. Even ugly guys are irresistible while Salsa Dancing.

Let's collectively pray Shaun White doesn't take up Salsa Dancing.