Thanks to a well-placed intern with some scary scary abilities on a BlackBerry, FindSportsNow was able to intercept this message sent from Packers' QB, Aaron Rogers to former Packers' QB, Brett Favre. The following email appears in its entirety, unedited and unaltered.


Hey Brett-

It was great seeing you at training camp the other day. I wish we could have hung out more. I was just so damn busy on the practice field. They've got me working some pretty crazy hours now that I'm the starter. All day it's "Aaron. You're the most important player in the organization. Do a few more reps." Or it's like, "Aaron. You're arm is too strong. The receivers can't catch up. Take a bit off those passes." It's exhausting. I'm actually taking a breather in front of your old locker right now. The team told me I could use it as annex. Isn't that cool of them? I don't really need the extra space, but whatever. I spent the whole morning cleaning it. Can you do me a favor and ask your wife how she keeps your house from smelling of Stetson? I was getting pretty lightheaded at one point. Anyways, I just wanted to wish you the best of luck in New York. I think you'll like it there. It's like Green Bay...without all the fat people. And Jets fans? They're the best! They'll definitely embrace you for your flaws like Cheeseheads did. How could they not?? Who doesn't love a 38 year-old salary cap killer that throws 400 interceptions a year? Go ahead, pump out a 4-12 season. I'm sure New Yorkers will still name their first-borns after you. Oh, and definitely keep wearing Wranglers everywhere you go. New Yorkers LOVE WRANGLERS. There, it's like: 1) The Yankees 2) Brooklyn girls that work in cupcake shops and look like Jenny Lewis 3) Wranglers. Trust me. I've traveled a lot. I was a backup for 3 years. I had the time.

Well, I have to get going. Some local orphans want their picture taken with the team captian (me). If you're ever in town, give me a call. Not during football season though. I'll be busy.

Keep in touch,
Aaron Rogers
Starting Quarterback, Green Bay Packers

P.S. Be glad you didn't end up in Tampa. I went there on spring break once. It was wild. I remember the whole place smelling like a wet orangutan holding an old chalupa in a steamy outhouse. It actually caused me to vomit and have diarrhea, AT THE SAME TIME. Would not recommend doing that. Western bathrooms really aren't set up for that kind of thing. Come to think of it I was double fisting Wild Turkey Frappuccinos that entire week, so I guess Tampa isn't entirely to blame. That was one shady Starbucks, btw.

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