When the Oceanic 6 got off the island, they needed to get readjusted to living in society. To smooth this transition, they of course turned to FindSportsNow. Here's what they ended up doing....


Jack used FindSportsNow to get involved in Springboard Chopping (a lumberjack game involving the climbing of a 9-foot pole, and the chopping off of the top). What better sport to play with a big, unkempt beard? Injuries? Not a problem thanks to Jack's OxyContin addiction.

Hurley used FindSportsNow to find a Skeleton (head first sledding down an icey track) league, and quickly became a force to reckon with. His massive size helped him achieve speeds previously unheard of in the history of the sport. Onlookers described his as, "a walrus being shot from a canon."

Kate, so excited to be back in the comfort of civilization, began putting on weight. After 6 months, she ballooned to 300 pounds. Looking to put her new-found girth to work, she used FindSportsNow to get involved in competitive eating. An instant success, she is currently awaiting her much-hyped shot at Joey Chestnut.

Sayid used FindSportsNow to join a competitive rock-paper-scissor league. His military interrogation skills came in handy, as he was able to determine his opponents' throws merely by staring into their eyes. He would have become a grand champion in his first year, but constant disqualifications for throwing actual rocks and scissors held him back. Now with the problem seemingly worked out, he looks unstoppable.

Jin and Sun used FindSportsNow to start couples figure skating. The intimacy they gained while living on the island helped greatly in the execution of their axles and sow cows. Everything was fine until Sun's father questioned Jin's manhood for his choice in figure skating costumes. Jin responded by Richard Zednik'ing Sun's father's throat. He is currently awaiting trial.

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