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Best Terrorist Ever!
FindSportsNow, a legend in the world of recreational sports, would like to take a moment to recognize another legend. A man of true greatness. A man who, in the same movie, jumped off the roof of a skyscraper ON A MOTORCYCLE, slapped Tia Carrera in the face, then died by being shot into a helicopter while attached to a missile! He's more than a man. He's a force of nature. He's brash. He's bold. He's electric. He's Art Malik, the terrorist leader from the Schwarzenneger classic True Lies, a true national treasure.

True Lies Art Malik

The following is a list of movies that would be better had they cast Art Malik:

1. Titanic
We have a pretty strong feeling that the ship never would have gone down if Art Malik was calling the shots instead of Leo.

2. Harold and Kumar
It wouldn't have taken an entire move for Harold and Art Malik to get to White Castle.

3. Die Hard With A Vengeance
Imagine Samuel L and Art Malik in the same movie. Box office gold!

4. The Godfather
Sonny would have never died at that toll booth, had they passed over James Caan and gone with Art Malik. Also, the scene where Sonny kicks Carlo's ass would have been incredible!!

FindSportsNow - Advocating the slapping of Tia Carrera since Wayne's World.
Posted by Aaron Zimroth on May 10, 2008 at 2:58pm
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