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Bye Bye, Willie...
Last week, the Mets' fired manager Willie Randolph. Everyone assumes the firing was a reflection of the Mets' sub-.500 record, but FindSportsNow thinks there was something else going on. We think Willie was fired for one, possibly two, of the following. 1. Asked Jose Reyes to stop drinking during games. 2. Told Fred Wilpon that Mr. Met was a ridiculous mascot. 3. Informed Pedro Martinez that he MAY be past his prime. 4. Suggested Omar Minaya sign a non-Latin player. 5. Questioned Moises Alou's hand-peeing strategy. 6. Correctly guessed El Duque's age. 7. Wondered what's behind Keith Hernandez's mustache. 8. Ordered Carlos Beltran to grow a pair. FindSportsNow - Smart enough to NEVER guess El Duque's age. |
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