FindSportsNow caught up with Eli Manning, eight months after winning Super Bowl XLII, to ask him a few questions.

FindSportsNow: How's life changed since winning the Super Bowl?
Eli Manning: It's been amazing. Nothing but the three W's: Women, Wendy's and Waterparks

FSN: What?
EM: WOMEN, WENDY'S, WATERPARKS

FSN: Wendy's. The burger place?
EM: You know it. Their burgers are square. Square! Crazy.

FSN: We'd like to move on, but before we do....Waterparks?
EM: Have you ever been to one? They're insane. They have these things called lazy rivers. Tell me those things aren't amazing.

FSN: Alright. Um, what's it like playing in the same city as Brett Favre?
EM: It's great. I'm a Super Bowl champ. He's a Super Bowl champ. Me more recently, though. Which one did he win? It was like X or XI, right?

FSN: It was actually XXXI.
EM: No. Definitely wasn't that one.

FSN: Really. It was Super Bowl XXXI in 1997, against the Patriots.
EM: (staring silently)

FSN: Are you OK?
EM: I'm sorry. I was just waiting for the next Brett Favre question. Maybe we can even wheel his ancient ass right in here and he'll do the interview. I don't mind. I would love to sit here while you ask him all about leather helmets and Statue of Liberty plays and the Ice Bowl. I've got plenty of time. Wendy's doesn't open for a few hours, anyways.

FSN: Moving on. Favorite thing to do when not on the football field?
EM: Whatever the hell I want. The other day I ate about 20 rolls of sushi then threw up on a bunch of tourists at the Disney Store in Times Square.

FSN: The Disney Store, huh?
EM: Don't judge me. This is an interview, not an interjudge.

FSN: That's not a word.
EM: Neither is "shut up, website."

FSN: That's actually three words.
EM: No. It's one big one. It's probably French.

FSN: Getting back to women.... Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
EM: Had 'em both.

FSN: Really? Jessica Biel is dating Justin Timberlake. And, isn't Jessica Alba married?
EM: Did you watch the Super Bowl?? Do you think that kind of stuff matters anymore? Ask Tom Brady.

FSN: Ask him what?
EM: Exactly. No one's asking him anything.

FSN: Well, he's injured. Naturally he's not really in the news right now.
EM: Is that why, or is it because he's scared?

FSN: Scared of what?
EM: I believe I already answered that question

FSN: You definitely answered something.
EM: Yeah. It's an interview.

FSN: Is it really? We thought it was an interjudge.
EM: So you're a humor website now?

FSN: Thanks, Eli. I think we have everything we need.