Yesterday, Clay Bennet completed his theft of the Sonics. Understandably, Seattle, and Sonics fans everywhere are upset. To help cheer them up, FindSportsNow would like to offer the following...

1. No one thinks of Oklahoma while enjoying a Caramel Frappuccino.


2. The Trail of Tears was a trip to Oklahoma.

3. Oklahoma senator James Inhofe thinks student loans are unnecessary, opposes gay rights and thinks global warming is a hoax.

4. Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Vedder and Sir Mix-a-Lot have never lived in Oklahoma City.


5. Of the three panhandle states, Oklahoma is the worst.

6. Bryant "Big Country" Reeves is from Oklahoma.

7. The musical Oklahoma! is the worst thing ever created. In history. Ever.

8. Singles didn't take place in Tulsa, Norman or Oklahoma City.

9. The alcohol content in beer served and sold in Oklahoma is 3.2%.

10. What did Barry Sanders do after graduation? He left Oklahoma.

FindSportsNow - Sorry Sooners.