We at FindSportsNow spend so much time improving the social lives of our users, we thought, "How else can we help?" The logical answer was of course, clever bumper sticker slogans!! How else can you be proud, represent your city and look like a witty mofo all at the same time?


Los Angeles - "Its not like Kobe raped TWO chicks."

San Diego - "Tony Gwynn's voice is annoying, no?"

San Francisco - "Worshipping steroid users since 2000."

Seattle - "Shawn Kemp was awesome before he impregnated 30 local women."

New York - "Isaiah sexually harassed a co-worker, and kept his job. Classy."

Houston - "The Astrodome was cool."

Atlanta - "Our QB electrocuted dogs. What did your QB do?"

Orlando - "Where Grant Hill came to die."

Las Vegas - "Rumor has it, we're stealing your team."

Chicago - "We started Rex Grossman in a Super Bowl!!!!!"

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