Belichick leaves the screening room, walks down the hall and enters his office. He opens the mini-fridge and grabs 3 tubs of Sweet n Sour sauce. He sits down behind his desk and whistles. A puppy comes running down the hall, enters the office and jumps on Belichick's lap. Bill looks the puppy in the eye, pets his head then twists its neck. The puppy falls limp. Bill carefully tears open the Sweet n Sour sauce and begins eating the puppy. He prefers golden retriever (for the smokey flavor), but the pound was out, so he had to settle on a lab-rottweiler mix.


He turns on the TV. ESPN. The SportsCenter commercial with the Manning family is on. He picks up the phone. "Yeah. Yeah. Dead. All of them. The mother? Umm...Yeah. Today. OK. Stuart Scott too. Yeah. Thanks." He leans back in the chair and enjoys some more puppy.

Bill Belichick doesn't use FindSportsNow.

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