With Shaquille O'Neal's basketball career clearly on the decline. Its time for him to start thinking about the future. But what does the most famous 7 foot, 300 pound multimillionaire on earth do as a second act? He attempts to reconcile his one and only professional failure: acting. After thinking long and hard (thats what she said) about what avenue he should take to finally succeed in Hollywood, we at FindSportsNow have come up with a can't miss idea: a gritty television crime drama.

Picture it...


Shaq is Detective Shaquille Hernandez. He's a no-nonsense, street wise cop, who isn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers down out at the precinct. He leads a team of highly trained, yet highly combustible characters who constantly walk the line between cop and criminal. Their mission is simple: clean up L.A.'s meanest streets.

The show will be called "Shaq Attaq," and every time Shaq collars a criminal, he'll say, "You've been Shaq Attaq'd!"

He'll have to swat the Emmy's away with his huge-ass shoes.

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