This week's installment in FindSportsNow's Guide to Social Interaction is:

The Guy Who Prefers the British Office to the American Office.


This guy shows his true colors when a conversation about The Office is occurring. Someone will repeat a hilarious Dwight Schrute quote, which, of course, is greeted by rounds of laughter. But instead of volunteering another quote for everyone to enjoy, this guy will say, "That's good, but I'm really more into the British version. It's sooo much funnier." Everyone stops smiling and looks at him. "But, you have to understand British humor," he says. "Most of the shows I watch are British. They just have a smarter sense of humor." At this point, the conversation dies, and everyone just walks away.

FindSportsNow recommends smacking this guy in the face.

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