Tom Brady is out for the season. We know. We're shocked too. Many are left asking, "FindSportsNow, how could this happen? He's perfect, right?" Yes. Of course he is. Read the following, and rest assured.


1. Tom is still the greatest man (with the exception of Joe Strummer and Doc Brown) to ever live.

2. Tom will recover, in his mansion, next to Giselle...naked.

3. Yes, his knee was badly damaged. But a similar blow to the average human would have caused complete leg disintegration.

4. Tom is having his ligaments replaced with artificial ligaments made possible by a cooperation between NASA, Google and Vitamin Water. They'll enable him to run 2.5 second 40's and throw a football 700 yards.

5. The injury was to his knee...not his face (phewwww)

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