Today's installment in FindSportsNow's Guide to Social Interaction is:

The Guy That Still Wears Puka Shells


This guy can usually be found either at the gym or at an American Eagle store. His defining characteristic (besides his sleeveless graphic tee) is obviously, a bright and shiny puka shell necklace that he bought in 1999, on the same mall trip that yielded the Santana album with the Rob Thomas song on it. When he bought them, they were awesome!!

9 years, 4 Good Charlotte albums and 2 Hulk movies later, he's still wearing them.

FindSportsNow recommends keeping your distance, unless you're in need of cargo shorts or looking for advice on sculpting your bi's and tri's.

FindSportsNow - Still cool with David Cassidy.